Wow, We're Kinda Sluts, Huh!

Eighteen-year-old roommates Jane Wilde and Chanel Grey are preparing for a night out when they realize that some of their laundry has gotten mixed together. They decide to look through the laundry to try to sort it out since they have no clothes to go out in and haven't done laundry in quite some time. The girls get to work and begin to sort through the giant pile. As they pull out different items from the pile, like shirts, underwear, and leggings, they inspect each item and recall an anecdote of how it got dirty, every anecdote reflecting their sexually wild lifestyle. Finally, they stop looking through the pile, realizing that finding something suitable to wear is hopeless, joking that sex seems to be the only thing they are good at. Not having clothes to go out in, Chanel cheekily suggests that they stay home and stick to what they're good at. Jane grins back at her, biting her lip, obviously interested. They push the pile of laundry off the bed excitedly. Who needs CLOTHES to have fun??